Pinball Won Me Over

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I’ve never understood pinball. It’s a metal ball that with a random movement that you hit like a baseball. If you are lucky, you get a good score. I wrongly assumed that no amount of play could lead to a predictable outcome. Much like Street Fighter or Madden. I knew that I was lost, but I just could not put my finger on why people liked this game.

A while back, I started doing some preliminary research for my MAME video game cabinet (more on that in a later post) and I had a totally original idea hit me. “Why can’t you place a video monitor in a pinball cabinet and play it virtually.” A quick search on the internet for “video pinball” showed me that this was not a new idea and that entire communities exist for their very project. And I learned that this is not for the faint of heart. It’s essentially a hack – the homebrew software works in very specific configurations and it takes a lot of “change something, test it, back out and change something again, test it” to get anything working. This happens every time you add a table. And it breaks anytime you update or change any software on your machine.

I digress…

Obviously, I need to do this. But, one of my New Year’s resolutions is to take a step back and see if I truly have an interest or ability in something before I invest the time and money into it. Not just taking it on in the interest of saving it for later. So, for the sake of research, I loaded up and headed to my local arcade. And for the sake of safety, I decided that contracting the Coronavirus was not worth it and doubled back.

Instead, I found Craig Pullen explaining how to play pinball on YouTube. He’s ranked 84th in the world based on stats from the International Flipper Pinball Association. As it turns out, it’s a very predictable game of physics and geometry. It’s entirely skill-based and there’s a secret – the ball doesn’t have to be moving at all times. The only way to validate those claims was to get a digital table and try it out. Lots of frustration later, I sat down to my first skill testing attempt.

But sitting at a desktop just won’t due! Side by side screens is not an accurate representation of a pinball machine. Many late nights later, I finally had something up and running.

I present for your approval, the first iteration of my virtual pinball cabinet.

Although the game of pinball is entrancing, the electronics involved in a fully decked out virtual pinball cabinet are what really make me giggle. We’ll add this to our list of projects and see if it still shines as bright after a few billion points.

My blog is up!

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I’ve always heard that the first post is the hardest – so here it is. After 4 years of saying “I should start a blog” and “I’ll do that sometime”, I’ve made the commitment. Now it’s up to you, Internet, to hold me accountable.

I don’t intend for this to be a blog so much as a project log of the things I’m working on – a plog if you will (nope, don’t like that). Hopefully, it will become a portfolio of sorts – assuming I can finish any of the many things I’ve started. The goal is to learn from the community and document what I’m doing so that it’s easy to reference back to. Maybe this will keep me motivated to see something to completion.

There’s no strict posting schedule. If there’s something to report each week, you can be sure that I will proudly show off my accomplishments to strangers on the internet who care to know. But let’s treat this more as a leisurely stroll, good?

I’ve got lists nested in lists, an indexed Project Folder of stuff I’d like to do/build/experience, a notebook brimming with my unorganized thoughts, and an array of sticky notes on my wall that looks like a Picasso painting of an 80’s dance party. Most importantly though, this is one thing that I can cross off my list. Thank you for letting me contribute my part to the internet.